so there's this weird site that says they have an actual
ACTUAL FOR-REAL FAKE AIR GUITAR CONTEST!
WITH $500 CASH PRIZE
(BUT money is in Cad$)
and the guy at the site just wants to peddle his song, the most scary rock song ever.
its eternally addictive. with a new 'mix' added each week. So eventually, he put his own
video of him playin air guitar. The problem is at the end where this impossible hook hits you on the head,
the video kinda blanks out in white. He doesn't want to show how he made this incredible micro riff that blasts
away all previous ROCK.
Then he says how he made that whole song in 5 minutes, with only a linux system to record it all.
No rehearsal, all tracks (3) in 1, I say 1, take. The most incredible song to appear in the whoror story of ROCK
out of literally NOWHERE.
He doesn't even know how to play an 'A' note, let alone minor/5Th chord. Well, he can, but it would take like
20 seconds to be correct. So he just jumbles along in impossible multi-rooted poly-random utter sensical
gibberish that just fits for one reason only: the most sublime swing caught in the digital realm.
Sure, nothing decent has come up in the ROCK world in at least 20 years,
and yes, this is the most bright phoenix to emerge from the
remains of ROCK, K-I-A by dIsc0 and it's bastard children of DANCE and TECHNO, with so sign of life-swing.
I know. I was a techno gD in the 90s-2000s. I was led astray by the TECHNOLOGY as every hair-band of the 80s
can attest utter allegiance towards.
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but I came back. Huh he did, the guy on the site.
And was shown the way, he was shorn the way by the pure element that makes music ROCK: randomness.
the most impossible thing to do. Computers always compute randomness.
We are computers. Therefore greatness comes from the most exquisite display of pure-virtual random.
lucifer , yes I, lucifer himselves, am the writer-performer-producer of this song.
visit my site and collect SATAN MILES points! Acto now, or you won't get the bonus 20 SECONDS O>F SILENCE!
ESSENTIAL, IF YOU WISH TO REMAIN SANE! or else BE DAMNED
So he puts 20 seconds of silence at the end and claims it as a bonus! You actually need this 20 seconds of
silence.
to recover from the most hypnotic song ever. Without this added feature of silence, you would
go absolutely mad from replaying the song non-stop. This is for your sanity. Then the song will replay
for always in your music player, your audio-media-center (linux only). My music is indeed licensed only to play on
linux systems. Time to cut off the suckazz.
FAKE AIR GUITAR CONTEST! 1 SONG RULE
Huh, his music, of that guy on that site. To my internet host: Please remove the following, no, the previous
paragraph/line/all from my blogzzZZEEEE. th@nx
UPDATE: no, remove all. If not, then they will become audio-slaves to that song.
please remove this entry before it's too late! don't click any link here! They all point towards that song! There
is no site! This song is the downfall of the internets. all the bandwith consummed by all who listen, encode,
transfer this song with absolute zero cost for non-cpommercial playback. FREE #1 SONG for world peace,
enlightment, and fat burning properties if you can muster enough ooooomph to dance to it. or play air guitar.
all the exercise for a whole week crammed into 1:07, the lenght of the song. There's an EXTRA bonus 20 seconds
of silence, to help you get your air back after the most frightful jpurney to REPTILE LAND, where this song comes
from. He then says how he put his song aside and suddeenly heard Link Wray's RUMBLE for the 1st time in his life on
January 24th (Jupeter/Leo conjectivitis, very ILLUMINAT-é) 2009. January 25th 2009 was kristhenned RUMBLEDAY.
While this theoretical person was looping RUMBLE for about 4 hours, he accidentaly intented to switch track to his
song which just happens to be played after what had just become the best song ever; namely Rumble,
previously unknown. Upon 1st listen, he understood that his own song was the most powerfull song ever made.
He was terrified by its unequaled RAW-ness, ssoo visceral, primal, the most likely song to play aboard a UFO.
So posessed are the performer that you actually hear GO...GO in the instrumental song, thanks, to linux-geeky
ultra excentric compressor algorythms that daemonically (daemon is an actual Linux programm)
infuses actual words in the instrumental song to
bring us all closer to
Eternal-Damn-Nations.
This song heralds the NWO with applomb, austerety, and all good such,
full of syncro-winks all over the sub-plots dragon,lostintheamusementpark
It doesn't have a mp3 or wav extension since it only runs on LINUX RULZ
oh, and you may ask. where? where does "GO...GO" pointy to? one way ticket TO HELL!!!!
where the komodo dragons roam, and the velo-ciraptor bites off peoples heads
never submit story in the same state as when written.
